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personality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause stabbing fabric thousands of times is way more productive — wear your passion for needlework and great humor with total pride 🧵🪡✨\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":46368225198276,"sku":"30615436023750858593","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":46368225460420,"sku":"10441120399336677480","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":46368225722564,"sku":"15052650229992811135","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":46368225984708,"sku":"11077982318229792597","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":46368226246852,"sku":"36530481556157294492","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ 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