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Featuring a colorful, charming graphic of three neatly folded stacks of patterned fabrics—from polka dots and bright stripes to floral prints—headlined by the hilarious, perfectly rhymed crafting poem: *\"ROSES ARE RED, mashed potatoes are white, TOUCH MY FABRIC STASH and we're gonna fight\"*—this tee is the ultimate tongue-in-cheek statement piece for every seamstress, quilter, and fabric hoarder! 🧵✂️📦💖\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShowcased in a clean, soft ash \/ light heather grey, this shirt is crafted from our signature soft, breathable, lightweight fabric. 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