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Printed on a dark charcoal gray unisex tee, this darkly hilarious design features a fluffy, wide-eyed black cat sitting intently with an embroidery hoop stitching a skull pattern—complete with a thread-filled tomato pincushion, scissors, and floss skeins—framed by bold white text reading *\"CROSS-STITCHING BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG\"*! 🧶💥⚡\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade from a premium cotton-blend fabric that is lightweight, ultra-breathable, and soft against the skin, this shirt offers a comfy relaxed fit whether you're working through your latest embroidery project, attending a stitching retreat, or keeping your cool on busy days! 👕✨\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e**Perfect for:**\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* ✨ Cross-stitchers, embroiderers, crafters, cat lovers, and fans of funny, sarcastic craft humor 🧵🐈‍⬛❤️\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* 🎁 A hilarious gift, secret-Santa surprise, or craft-swap present for mom, grandma, besties, or stitching group friends 💌🎁\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* 🌼 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